|Speak No Evil|
At that point, I decided to gloss over his minor infraction & see if we could just move on. As I fought to get a squirmy baby into her coat, I absent mindedly said, "What other 'ut' words do you know?"
I stole a quick look at the receptionist to confirm that she was shaking...with laughter or with rage, I'm not sure. For my part, I was trying really hard NOT to visibly laugh as doing so would surely guarantee that his made-up word would become a permanent fixture in his schtick. He should probably trust his comedic instincts--nothing kills like a three year old calling his mother a slut at the pediatrician's office.